Bert Cocaine

• MANAGER NAME •
BERT COCAINE

• WRESTLERS MANAGING •
SWITCHBLXDE
Kasey Kash

• PIC BASE •
KURT COBAIN


• ENTRANCE MUSIC •
"CAUGHT UP" by DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979

• GIMMICK •
Bert is the “guy”. Not like, THE guy. He’s the guy who can get you the things you need. When you say “I got a guy”, he’s THAT guy. How does that apply to wrestling? Well his resume speaks for itself. He gets his clients the wins. He gets his clients the opportunities. You want a guy? He’s got a guy.


• WEAPON OF CHOICE •
Pocket Sand. He keeps a bag of it in his pocket. Like Dale Gribble from King of the Hill, he will yell “SHSHAW” when he throws it in their eyes.